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Posted by: Jerry the Aspousetate ( )
Date: January 23, 2011 10:50AM
Was Joseph Smith's butt cold a few days after September 22, 1837? (A naughty word or three.)

It is alledged he took a job in Macedon to raise money for his golden plates effort. The job was as a well digger. And we all know of the saying, "Colder than a well digger's ass."

When I was young I preferred "Colder than a witch's tit."
But shortly after I was married my wife said that was a sexist remark. She said, "You never say colder than a warlock's penis."

So now that is all I ever say.

How's the recent weather been where you are and how do you describe it?

Pay Lay Alol

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