Posted by:
cricket
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Date: February 02, 2011 10:22AM
Onward Mormon Janitors - sung to Onward Christian Soldiers
Onward, Mormon janitors, marching as to war
with the broom of Jesus sweeping on before.
Christ, the toilet Master, filth again's the foe;
forward into bathrooms see his scrubbers go!
Refrain:
Onward, Mormon janitors, marching as to war
With the broom of Jesus sweeping on before.
At the sign of toilets Satan's host doth flee
well then, Mormon janitors, hide your secret envy.
Hell's foundations shiver at this cleaing craze;
Mormons, without choices, smile your drone-like daze.
(Refrain)
Like a tidy army moves the broom of God
Mormons, we are scrubbing where the saints have trod.
We are now disgusted, once one body we
Once in hope and doctrine, now in austerity.
(Refrain)
Germs and slime now perish, serfdoms now remain
because the church of Jesus never doth complain.
Stalls of smell can never gainst the Brethren prevail
Mr. Clean, with him we cannot fail.
(Refrain)
Onward clean, ye people, join our crappie throng,
blend like worker bees, act like nothing's wrong.
Scrub and rub til your knees and knuckles sting;
mops, scrubbers and brooms become our Mormon bling.
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I placed this tune under the slamtoon of Monson: Every member a janitor. Also two new slamtoons added above that slammer:
http://www.salamandersociety.com/slamtoons/celestial/2011/