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Posted by: Gwylym ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 06:28PM
Proof of Noah in Utah?

OMFG!!! In the Senior Sampler from St George is an ad. "Noah's Ark Built in Utah. Metal tablets created by Noah, could identify the Motherland of Adam. RSVP bmsf@mac.com." What the hell is wrong with these idiots?

Most Mormons that I have met have very little real knowledge about the Bible and Biblical Archaeology. And the worst of the lot come up with shite like this.

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Posted by: delightsome ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 06:35PM
I can see proof of the great flood from my window

right here in Utah. If thats not an ancient shoreline right there about 1/3 of the way up that mountain, then you tell me what it is.

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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 08:25PM
Lake Bonneville? (n/t)


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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 09:40PM
Re: Lake Bonneville?

It's probably the Wasatch Fault, which looks like a terrace in places.

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Posted by: delightsome ( )
Date: February 07, 2011 12:05PM
Re: Lake Bonneville?

If the earth is only 6,000 years old then it can't be Lake Bonneville or the Wasatch fault because they are much older.

Nope, it was the great flood and I'm pretty sure the remnants of the Ark are in a gully just west of Thatcher, Utah.

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Posted by: RichardtheBad (not logged in) ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 06:43PM
Funny

So, he built it out of pinon and juniper? It must have taken about a 1000 acre clear cut.

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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 09:06PM
Climate Was Different Here 14,000 Years Ago...

Might've been a lot more quaking aspen, doug fir, engelmann spruce, and ponderosa pine in the Wasatch hills... Might've only needed a quarter that acreage...

And there's linguistic evidence in the Bible as well with the claim the Ark was built of "gopher wood."

One day Noah was cold, and he told his kid, "go fer wood, okay?"

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Posted by: voltaire ( )
Date: February 07, 2011 09:59AM
LOL! (n/t)


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Posted by: anon ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 07:13PM
Re: Proof of Noah in Utah?

This one even makes claims about Abel's grave and rocks from Manti matching rocks in Turkey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voWx66TGXGg

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 09:07PM
Proof in Utah that the Mormon Church is true? Noah way. (n/t)


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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 09:16PM
Know a Noah? (n/t)


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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 10:08PM
Re: Proof of Noah in Utah?

"Gopherwood" is Reformed Egyptian for Fiberglass.

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Posted by: Timothy ( )
Date: February 07, 2011 07:25AM
**snort** (n/t)


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Posted by: Nebularry ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 11:08PM
The only "proof" here is

that some Mormons will believe ANYTHING no matter how outrageously ridiculous it is.

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: February 07, 2011 09:30AM
Re: Proof of Noah in Utah?

I have it on good authority that the "cubit" was outlawed in Utah in 1868 because Brigham Young devined in General Conference that the word "cubit", when properly translated, means a "rake, or 'ladies' aid' as associated with billiards'."

He went on to sing a lame-assed rendition of "We got trouble...right here in River City... "

Just sayin'...

Ron

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Posted by: kookoo4kokaubeam ( )
Date: February 07, 2011 09:58AM
You mean it wasn't built in Missouri?!?

I've lost my testimony...

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