I'm reading the Book of Mormon and highlighting passages.

While the Simpson's is playing in the background and I'm drinking a glass of Chardonnay.

I'm watching Joe Rogan destroy hecklers on YouTube.

In fact, I'm watching all sorts of comedians destroy hecklers. Never gets old.

me and my girlfriend watch the Simpson's while reading the Book of Mormon together all the time...minus the Book of Mormon.

But seriously, we have watched four seasons together. We've learned some mighty fine parenting...too bad I don't think I would want any chillin' if we hooked it up.



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Read something else man. There are so many better things to think about.

I need my scripture updates.

Don't you dare.

Or even think about daring.

Or even dream about daring.

I guess technically dreaming is thinking, so that was kind of repeating myself, STILL, don't you dare...ever...ever...man...or woman...whatever you are.

Edit: ever.



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Well, I am a man.

Why do you want his holiness of raptorness to be reading scriptures? That is messed up.

In all honesty, he should be watching porn and updating us on that.

Scriptures are for pussies.

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> Scriptures are for pussies.

Exactly, scriptures are for pussies, but that's only because raptorjesus has made it that way.

His last scripture update aroused nearly every vagina on this board...thanks to his holiness...I bet all the ladies who read his last update were thinking of giant rods all day.

Am I right ladies, am I right?

You know what's fun, raptorjesus? You can get a cheap copy of the original 1830 Book of Mormon on ebay. You won't believe the crazy crap you can underline in that one. It's written in chapters, not verse. And it reads like a poor imitation of Robinson Crusoe crossed with the Bible. You might have to switch to something stronger than Chardonnay, though. Ha ha.