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Posted by: gannosu ( )
Date: February 17, 2011 08:49PM
Parking in her garage

Does anyone remember clearly a talk to young girls about letting boys park their car in her garage. I remember it vaguely. If you remember it will you repeat it for us.

If you use your imagination just a little you can probably figure out the gist of the story.

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Posted by: Scooter ( )
Date: February 17, 2011 09:01PM
carezzo?

aka the Provo soak?

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Posted by: Cristina ( )
Date: February 17, 2011 10:05PM
There's a fee by the hour.

http://standingsittinglying.wordpress.com/2010/06/06/confessions-of-a-licked-cupcake-cars-and-garages/

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Posted by: gannosu ( )
Date: February 17, 2011 10:23PM
Re: There's a fee by the hour.

That's good but I wonder if the idea for the "car in the garage" she talks about came from an LDS talk as I remember.

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Posted by: Moira (NotLoggedIn) ( )
Date: February 17, 2011 10:42PM
It was a post by HundredProof. It was hilarious. Wish I had a copy. (n/t)


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Posted by: Fetal Deity ( )
Date: February 17, 2011 10:47PM
I remember that someone posted a story like that on this site a few years ago. (**Link inside to the parody by "100Proof"**)

But it was a parody, and I pretty sure there never was a "serious" Mormon-church version of it. (I did a comprehensive search on the lds.org site for such a story and could find nothing.) Anyway, the parody version that I remember can be found here:

http://www.postmormon.org/exp_e/index.php/discussions/viewthread/12597



Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 02/17/2011 10:51PM by Fetal Deity.

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Posted by: Moira (NotLoggedIn) ( )
Date: February 18, 2011 11:21PM
Fetal Deity, you are awesome!! (n/t)


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Posted by: Fetal Deity ( )
Date: February 19, 2011 08:15PM
: ) (n/t)


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Posted by: JoD3:360 ( )
Date: February 18, 2011 11:25PM
Sounds like Ted Nugents Wango Tango

Cutting out most of the lyrics to the point:

Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh
You've been drivin' all night long
It's time to put the old Maserati away
So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage
Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead
And the damn thing's open
Hello! Get in there!

Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)

Is my baby alive?
She Wango'd to death
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Wango
Tango Tango
Wango Wango Wango Wango
Tango Tango Tango Tango

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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: February 19, 2011 08:10PM
Re: Parking in her garage

LOL... Is that a one car or two car garage?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/19/2011 08:12PM by get her done.

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