Posted by:
Raptor Jesus
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Date: February 17, 2011 04:35PM
I wear a lot of black Tool shirts. The most oft question axed me is usually, "How many Tool shirts do you own?" The other most oft questions are "What's wrong with you?" and "Do you really have to swear so much?"
Anywho, the garments that I wore were always the cotton t-shirt kind, and when you wear those under a black shirt, you get a little white collar as if you were a priest--who's wearing a Tool shirt.
And that's neat.
Now that I don't wear the angel chaps (jesus jammies, etc.) I still usually wear a white t shirt under my Tool shirts to get the same effect. Just in case someone might accidentally mistake me for a priest and call me "father" before axing me a moral question. Such as:
"Father, is it really right to tell over populated third world countries that contraception is evil?"
Or
"Father, after molesting a child, what is the best way to avoid any temporal punishment that you would deserve?"