Give said the Mormon Church Give oh give Give oh give Give said the Mormon Church as it spent it on the Mall You're poor, we know, but we still need your dough, We're gonna need it all. "Cleaning cleaning all the day, give a-way, oh give a-way" "Cleaning cleaning all the day, give oh give a-way"
ExMormonRon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mine's a zucchini, but whatever. LOL > > My kids used to sing it "Jesus wants me for a > bunseam" play on words, means "butt crack". My > kids are the shits. :) > > Ron
Sure. Big words ususally mean a little....pickle?!
>>>>>>>>>>> Put your Brillo to the bowl, scrub around Hum some hymns and grin,like a clown
Let no one shirk Stake Prez & Jebus says "WORK!" Put your Brillo to the bowl... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The thinking may have been done but the cleaning hasn't! Get to work Bro.& Sis.Slave! Your blessings are predicated on how white and delightsome that throne becomes.
Book of Mormon Stories that my teachers told to me Are utterly ridiculous, way out there fantasies Book of Mormon Stories say that we must robots be Ignoring what we must to believe
Smart Mormons met others who had found their liberty Exmo's who shared their knowledge so that others could be free Book of Mormon stories say judge others ruthlessly In this church, if we live self-righteously
ok I'm not as good as you guys but here's a shot...(and yes I guess I'm obsessed with Follow the Prophet, I loathe that song)
Joe Smith was a Profit he liked to feel good, Got little girls to marry him even got them nude. He taught 'bout polygamy practiced it himself, Who knew the church would cover it and put it on the shelf.
Rock peeping Profit, Sex seeking Profit, Run away Profit, You'll go to jail. Follow the Profit, Joe Smith the Profit, Follow the Profit, One horny male.
Brigham was a Profit he taught about hell, Said if you are naughty others should come tell. Then he'd send his Danites out to get the kill, And if you don't like it you just have to deal.
Bigotist Profit, Adam-God Profit, Blood Atonement Profit, Mouth runs amuck. Follow the Profit, Brigham the Profit, Follow the Profit, They wish they'd shut you up!