Posted by:
Freevolved
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Date: March 22, 2011 09:35PM
Until I found out aliens abducted Sammy Hagar.
http://www.pollstar.com/blogs/news/archive/2011/03/21/760430.aspxHagar testified: “[Aliens] were plugged into me. It was a download situation. This was long before computers or any kind of wireless. There weren’t even wireless telephones. Looking back now, it was like, ‘F**k, they downloaded something into me!’ Or they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment. ‘See what this guy knows.’”
Most people I wouldn't believe. Most of the time I would need at least three other witnesses there who saw this s**t with the eyes of their understanding or whatever. But since it's Hagar, I'm going to take it for what it is...Aliens...probably sexless...or maybe eternally pregnant...just like the teachings of mormonism...
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 03/22/2011 09:38PM by Freevolved.