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Posted by: Strykary ( )
Date: April 03, 2011 12:23PM
Apparently, we're still waiting for Christ

At least, according to Uchtdorf. He seems to think those disillusioned with the church are still waiting for the truth of it to be revealed. They really don't get it, do they?

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Posted by: kimball ( )
Date: April 03, 2011 12:28PM
Re: Apparently, we're still waiting for Christ

I have to say I really do like Uchtdorf. He just said something like "I fear that there are people out there who are sending text messages to each other saying 'he's been talking for 10 minutes and still no aviation analogy'."

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Posted by: xophor ( )
Date: April 03, 2011 12:36PM
Re: Apparently, we're still waiting for Christ

Ruins Mormon Bullshit Bingo too.

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Posted by: TheExorcist ( )
Date: April 03, 2011 12:38PM
Re: Apparently, we're still waiting for Christ

Yes but last night in P'hood Session he used a cruise ship "parable", does that count? (a different form of transportation analogy?)

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Posted by: JoD3:360 ( )
Date: April 03, 2011 12:58PM
Re: Apparently, we're still waiting for Christ

A large vessel full of people fully at the mercy of their captain, being forced to go twhere he takes them.

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: April 03, 2011 02:14PM
That idea makes the brethren wet themselves with excitement

JoD3:360 Wrote:
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> A large vessel full of people fully at the mercy
> of their captain, being forced to go twhere he
> takes them.

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Posted by: nickerickson ( )
Date: April 03, 2011 02:52PM
Re: Apparently, we're still waiting for Christ

If I'm the captain driving, we are all going to Margaritaville and garments be damned as we strip down to birthday suits and have one hell of a time.

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Posted by: nebularry ( )
Date: April 03, 2011 02:39PM
Still waiting for Christ?

Zombie Jesus Day is April 24. Maybe that will be the day. Which brings to mind a song.

That'll be the day
When you say goodbye
That'll be the day
When you make me cry
You say you wanna leave me
But you know that's a lie
'Cause that'll be the day
when I die!

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