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Posted by: Thread Killer ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 11:24AM
How can the Father and Son float?

Just a stupid question, but hey, another implausibility in JS's story. I think somewhere in LDS story it says that God must follow the laws of physics, so what anti-gravity device or Zen meditation allows these ressurected being of flesh and bone to float around on pillars of light??

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Posted by: luckychucky ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 11:29AM
Re: How can the Father and Son float?

They use the same means Santa Claus does to deliver preasents to all the good boys and girls of the world in one night.

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 11:40AM
Did you ever see Back to the Future 2?

God and Jesus have hover boards.


Duh!!!

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Posted by: Michaelm ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 12:15PM
Re: How can the Father and Son float?

I liked Matt's story about a future machine in a museum. Tell it again Matt!

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Posted by: vasalissasdoll ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 03:32PM
Re: How can the Father and Son float?

For the same reason after we die the rules of physics will be broken and time will no longer exist as a dimension.

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Posted by: RAG ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 03:33PM
One absurdity just leads to another...ad infinitum. nt (n/t)


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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: April 14, 2011 03:42PM
Shrooms, man, 'shrooms!

..otherwise why'd he put them on earth?

Just sayin'...

Ron

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