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jw the inquizzinator
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Date: April 23, 2011 10:58PM
10) Word of Wisdom was unique (i.e. not a contemporary idea in 1833).
9) Sacred Underwear has magic powers.
8) 19 year olds have good sales skills and are well-equipped to answer the many issues with Mormonism that are available to the majority of adults in developed countries.
7) Jaredite barges.
6) Obedient members become gods with their own worlds, own Jesus's, own Mary's, etc.
5) Reformed Egyptian existed as a language leaving no archaeological traces.
4) Old White dudes in SLC receive direction from a Deity.
3) The Book of Abraham is what it claims to be and is NOT derived from as portions of ordinary Egyptian funerary documents
2) An ancient civilization existed in the Western Hemisphere consisting of Lamanites and Nephites...in a limited geographical area...that hasn't been found.
1) A young treasure hunter with a history of being a con man was chosen by a deity to dig up ancient golden plates, translate them by use of some carnival sunglasses and magic rocks, beg for the money to publish it, and then deliver said plates to an angel that took the plates back to Disneyland.
Feel free to add your own additions....Happy Easter!