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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: May 03, 2011 08:17AM
Do the people in the Book of Mormon pass the Temple Recommend Questions...?

I posted on another thread that the official position of the Church is that the Book of Mormon contains the fulness of the Gospel.

Hmmm...

So, I'm now Nephi and I'm sat before my Bishop having my Temple Recommned interview.

Bishop: Now Nephi, are you honest in your dealings with your fellow men?
Nephi: Well I did trick that Ishmael bloke into thinking I was Laban so that I could steal his brass plates.

Bishop: Do you pay a full tithe?
Nephi: What's a tithe?

Can you think of some more TR questions that BofM folk would fail on?

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Posted by: elderborracho ( )
Date: May 03, 2011 08:35AM
Re: Do the people in the Book of Mormon pass the Temple Recommend Questions...?

Jesus Christ himself wouldn't even pass the temple recommend questions. Plus, he didn't wear a white shirt or tie. The long hair also would be unacceptable. The little old man "bouncer" at the front desk would have given him the boot for sure!

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Posted by: Heresy ( )
Date: May 03, 2011 11:43AM
Do you wear your garments? (n/t)


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