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Posted by: elderborracho ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 02:04AM

Ok so the girl might be confused right now. But, it sounds like just about everyone here is too.

For example:

"Uh well, should I leave the church or not, uh, duh uh, not real sure."

"I'm real mad at my family right now because uh, they are being mean to me because I didn't graduate seminary!"

"Uh my TBM husband is angry because I didn't bear my testimony."

"I love the church but I hate Joseph Smith, should I continue to pray to the sky daddy?"

Oh and by the way, Marie wears a short skirt!

For crying out loud people....If you don't have your act together then stop being so judgemental! Worry about your own damn self before trying to worry about everyone else!

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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 02:38AM


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Posted by: elderborracho ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 02:59AM

Oh of course I do! She probably can even make the temple clothes look sexy!

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Posted by: bignevermo ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 09:48AM

hehehe!!

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Posted by: Lucky ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 02:18PM

pee on a bowl of cereal, pretend like the urine came from Marie as you eat some of it. Thank God that you are communing with your imaginery soul mate/ MORmON Love of your life via her urine & remember that Marie really would pee on you if she could because she really does have a pee fetish. ( thank God that you really dont know her so you can maintain this ravishing fantasy that you are addicted to)

marie pee story videos just for you, my friend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm6EfMvO06E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY143Twz5E4

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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 04:22AM


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/06/2011 04:28AM by MJ.

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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 06:16PM


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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 06:27PM

I have not stated a position as to leaving anyone alone or not, I am simply asking you questions, how is that being overly sensitive?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/06/2011 06:29PM by MJ.

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 04:04AM


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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 05:51AM

Anyone want to bet the under?

We need a "You might still be a TBM thread"

My best on that one was "You might still be a TBM if you secretly believe in your heart of hearts that none of the castaways on Gilligan's Island ever spent a night in a hut other than their own."

You might still have TBM issues if you think there's a chance this one will work out the second time around...

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Posted by: brian-the-christ ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 09:47AM


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Posted by: chulotc is snarky ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 02:09PM

I'll take the over. doubt she'll want to give the kolobians any bad publicity during romney's bid for potus...

and no bet on the cheating. seems like a given at this point.



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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 04:37PM

I, Cabbie, hearby declare the stake shall be the lunch check at a time to be determined in the future... And we shall make merry, and if you two want to drink, I shall throw in designated driver services regardless of who wins...

Chulotc, if you're in Utah, that'll be easy; B-T-C and I know each other's secret RFM names, so if you're here, make plans to hook up at some point...

Ah, I see "Gambling Man" wishes to be included...

Okay, casino's closed after that; but you're free to use my oddsmaker chart or one of your own...

No bets on the cheating; I'd want odds of 8-1 or better on that one before I'd risk anything...



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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 09:51PM


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Posted by: nickerickson ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 06:09AM

I know everyone on this site doesn't know this guy I'm about to quote, but if you pick up a bible you'll read about this guy named Jesus (not to be confused with Joseph), and he said one time to a bunch of guys who were going to stone one of his future wives, "let he without sin cast the first stone" ... And for all u lurkers, since u drink coke, u can't throw a stone, but since all us exmos can, she is screwed... Hahahahaha......

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Posted by: chulotc is snarky ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 02:11PM

and then he set them on fire... (no judgement)

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Posted by: Rod ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 07:36AM

, and I've had a crush on her every since. I worked with her dad and mom in the mission field (London) and always hoped they would hook me up. I appreciate that you are being so protective of her. You must be "a little bit country" just like Marie. Very cute.

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Posted by: nonmo ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 07:39AM

Interjecting here when I probably shouldn't...

While some may be judgemental, it's probably because they don't want to see Marie go off the deep end...again, get all depressed and dump him again.

They do what they do because they care for Marie's (ex) Mormon soul...



BTW...I have a crush on her too..

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Posted by: quinlansolo ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 08:36AM


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Posted by: escapee ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 01:08PM

Is this like "Leave Britney Alone?" Will there be crying and sobbing and a redo with a chipmunk voice?
Susan

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Posted by: maria ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 02:34PM

*sulks*

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Posted by: Adult of god ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 05:41PM

+ 1

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Posted by: Gambling Man ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 01:38PM

I'll take the over but not by much. 24-26

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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 04:42PM

Chulotc gets the over 18 months spread, but has to share the winnings if you hit the exacta with 24-26 months...

Betting window's closed, but same rules about secret RFM names apply...

I hope you're in Utah so the party can be a good one...

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Posted by: rgg ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 06:36PM


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Posted by: elderborracho ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 06:48PM

Thanks Lucky that is F-ing hot! Plus it's nice to see how 3 simple words stirs such controversy!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 07:13PM

and; nickerickson: I believe you transposed the wording; (paraphrase) "...let him first cast a stone at her"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/06/2011 07:15PM by guynoirprivateeye.

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Posted by: CateS ( )
Date: May 06, 2011 09:41PM

She is a complete and total FREAK.

Yes, she's always been a beautiful woman.

But she's obviously totally nuts.

I'm not a man and I know men like the tits and ass and long hair and white teeth. Yes, she's got all that in spades.

But tits and ass is a dime a dozen. It's everywhere! Don't they also want someone who's relatively sane, as well? Doesn't mental stability count for something? I'm seriously asking.

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