Posted by:
Stray Mutt
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Date: May 10, 2011 10:59AM
(I'm typing this on my phone, so forgive the errors to come)
Last night I woke up from a dream about high school kids submitting to execution by beheading, with a paper cutter, for the usual petty stuff kids do in school -- not turning in assignments, tardiness, talking in class, smoking in the john...
I was in line, watching heads roll, everyone acting like it was fair. I said, "Wait, since when is any of this worthy of execution? Isn't there some appeal process?"
"Uh ,yeah, I guess so," said one of the executioners.
"Then let's get out of here!"
I thought about what the dream meant. Killing people over petty things, the condemned accepting it like sheep... One meaning that came to me was how Mormonism compresses the scale of sin. When perfection is the standard, then the moral gap disappears between petty things and the truly horrible. Not only does fornication become The Sin Next to Murder, but also a single cup of tea is crammed cheek-by-jowl with baby raping genocide. The eternal (and LDS social) consequences are pretty much the same.
This happens because most people aren't baby raping mass murders. Most people are pretty much okay, with a few habits and annoying personality traits. But you can't make much of a religion out of the doctrine of You're Pretty Much Okay. So petty things are turned into grievous sins with horrible consequences-- consequences far greater than their actual natural consequences. No, it's not that coffee might leave you jittery and unable to sleep, it must threaten your eternal well being. Oh my God! You'll never see your loved ones again!!!!! Yeah, now you've got something a religion can work with. Criminalize the petty and, bingo, EVERYONE is guilty of something. And once you're guilty of a little thing, well, you're just guilty--and you know what happens to the guilty. "Bring out the paper cutter!"