"Hey, the rapture falls on a Saturday! How cool is that. I guess I won't be driving. Not early in the day, anyway. Later in the day, I will probably be driving a really nice car with some fish bumper stickers and shit on it. Give a little time to scrape them off."

I call any Blue Maseratis that become unmanned in my neighborhood *crosses fingers

I want a sailing catamaran =D

Jimmy Swaggarts or Jimmy Bakkers or some other Jimmies boat!



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Dibs on a boat -- I want to be prepared for the tsunami created by the backdraft of so many believers being sucked up.

Anagrammy

I'm just going to wander around the local dealerships until I find something nice.

Also, I hope I can find someone to run the projector at the local theater. But, if not, I can probably figure it out myself.

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No car salesman will be raptured, come on!! They will all be right there guarding their stock.

And my poor old laptop is starting to feel its age, and...

New Laptop, free beer, new car, loans unpaid, free movies, and easy to find parking spaces are just a few of the things I'm looking forward too. But, being able to laugh at all the unraptured idiots - priceless.

I would like a Ford Transit, a new laptop, but most of all, I'd like to be able to tell those who, when asked what would happen if they were here on May 22 said, "I don't even think about it! I will be ascending to heaven on the 21st and there's no chance I'll be here on the 22nd," that their destructive cult was wrong!

I have my eye on my ex husbands GTO...

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What year?

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2011 I just a few more days

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There is no such thing as a 2011 GTO!!

04 not the best by any means but, it was a big cause of discourse in our marriage, the damn car always got better treatment than myself or my children. I think I'll blow it up.

:) enjoy!

Is it going be enough to make a real difference, or is religion going to let us down, as usual, by taking only a handfull?

This is the Gospel according to Timothy ... Never trust a god or a government.

Timothy

lol!

Im in Texas but my atheist uncle is a pilot for a major airline... I see an unworthy charter in the furture for a huge post-rapture par-tay

and I follow him on Facebook so I, too, have been getting a kick out of his posts about the rapture. This was one of my favorites:

"Saturday, during the Rapture, if you're frightened, remember WWJD. Everyone likes you if you yell: Who Wants Jelly Donuts!"


**a great read from C.M. is "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal."

I loved Lamb. We've listened to several of his books on trips to and from Utah. :-) He's very funny.

I mean, if only good Christians will be taken up in the rapture, how many places will really be available to loot? Seriously, I think there will be a whole lot less abandoned property in Utah than anywhere else in America.