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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 04:09PM
Fighting the urge

A TBM nephew jokingly asked what one wears for a Rapture. I wanted to answer something about temple clothes, but I've managed to avoid trouble.

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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 04:18PM
You should say "I never get invited to those sorts of parties."

I just talked to my parents. I said I was just checking to make sure they hadn't been beamed up. Dad said they bought bananas this morning, so they're planning for the long haul. But it's not 6pm yet, so we'll see.

This Rapture thing has been a lot of fun. Jesus should destroy the Earth every year.

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 04:25PM
Oh, I think we're doing a pretty good job of destroying the Earth without Jesus's help. (n/t)


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Posted by: anagrammy ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 04:27PM
+1 (n/t)


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Posted by: dthenonreligious ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 04:42PM
Re: Oh, I think we're doing a pretty good job of destroying the Earth without Jesus's help.

Yes we are, however think of the awesome super powers Jesus could use. Parting seas, making water wine (that would be a nice talent), earthquakes, laser beam eyes. All the fun stuff!

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Posted by: Sorcha ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 04:58PM
+1 (n/t)


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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 05:27PM
You must have superior willpower.

A Mormon asking what to wear for a resurrection..er, I mean rapture? How could he not see it is the same damn thing (sigh)? He was asking for it!

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