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Posted by: elderborracho ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 01:51PM

All my friends have now departed

I got rid of my house, money, and job
I’m just sitting here about to sob

I prayed so hard and so I wait
Soon I know, I’ll be at heaven’s gate

The bible promised, my faith was strong
There is no way this could be wrong

Oh, I have so much anticipation
It will be better than the whole creation

So, if you don’t mind will you please excuse me
Because soon you will know, you too will see

Just believe and pray before it’s too late,
Sell all your things and sit and wait

The rapture is here, no need to fear,
Just sit right down and let’s order more beer.

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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 02:03PM

HAHAHAHA

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Posted by: honestone ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 02:17PM

Nice one!

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 07:57PM

Here I sit,

Broken hearted,

Paid my coin,

But only farted.

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Posted by: bignevermo ( )
Date: May 21, 2011 08:41PM

i knew that was a Brit before i even looked at who wrote the post!
I FART IN THY GENERAL DIRECTION!!

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