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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: June 17, 2011 09:39AM
"Is there porn on your computer?"... "Of course! Wanna see some?"

That was from a dream last night. The question was from a sanctimonious, scolding, suit-wearing jerk. The happy, shameless answer was from me.

Sometimes I amuse myself.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 17, 2011 12:04PM
It wasn't a dream. It was a vision.

Like there's a difference ?

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Posted by: guymon ( )
Date: June 17, 2011 02:46PM
I will inquire of the Lord to also let me see this porn vision so that I too may know it is true. (n/t)


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Posted by: Mormon Observer ( )
Date: June 17, 2011 02:54PM
Re: "Is there porn on your computer?"... "Of course! Wanna see some?"

I told my boys they can only watch "Turtle Porn"
Its on you tube of two tortices mating. They sound like an old bellows on a pump organ.

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Posted by: axeldc ( )
Date: June 17, 2011 06:03PM
Julia Sweeney on Frog Sex

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry-LwxR746s

"Are there videos of humans mating?"

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Posted by: just a thought ( )
Date: June 17, 2011 06:49PM
Re: "Is there porn on your computer?", my reply

"Uhh, does your jello have carrot shavings?"

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Posted by: dthenonreligious ( )
Date: June 17, 2011 08:08PM
I am shocked that there are not more people on this thread.

I like to switch up hands, while watching porn. The left feels a bit like a stranger.

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Posted by: Flecher ( )
Date: June 17, 2011 08:11PM
Re: "Is there porn on your computer?"... "Of course! Wanna see some?"

Define porn
and be specifically voluminous.

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