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The Truth
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Date: July 04, 2011 07:40PM
He looked at porn at work to keep his wife from not knowing.
And some of the graphic images, are of himself at full arousal. And in every image he has underwear on. I thought nothing of this then. But from reading this board for a good part of a year, I now come to suspect that those were his mormon undergarments.
He's pious even when looking at porn. Gotta give the guy credit.
Thanks for the nice words too. I know that a lot of straight males in my position would have cleaned his clock after hearing some of the things he has said to me. He always used to say I am attractive which creeped me out but I thought of it only as a compliment and nothing more. Now that I know his preference, well, I'm speechless.
Also, what's with mormons and blond haired children? Maybe it's just this guy, but he loves my hair and he always told me his children are blond. This is NOT true. He had those corny Sears family portraits all over his office and not one of his family members is a blond. NOT a one. Their hair is so dark, that if they bleached it, it would be orange and not blond.
The Truth Wrote:
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> Interesting tidbits and experiences dealing with a
> mormon co-worker:
>
> So, I work as the IT guy at an accounting firm in
> California. I was always friends with a mormon guy
> at work. I knew he was weird, but when he told me
> he was mormon, I put two and two together. His
> quiet, soft-spoken style which is similar to all
> very religious (or cultish in this case) men I
> have come into contact with. They're not exactly
> the most butch group of men. Well, this guy is gay
> TOO.
>
> I also knew that he looked at porn at lunch. Gay
> porn too. But, as a liberal and libertarian, I
> kept this to myself, only secretly smiling as I
> saw some of his files. Well, one day he got
> nervous and spilled the beans. He said as a mormon
> he's used to telling the church the most intimate
> of details when I asked him why he's apologizing
> to me. He said that he's a mormon and that he's
> never acted on his thoughts. I thought this was
> weird, but shrugged it off. (I have gay family
> members! Nothing is wrong with being gay.) His
> wife too has caught him pleasuring himself to gay
> porn. (Why would you marry an obviously gay guy?)
>
> One time over lunch I asked him if he wanted me to
> make him some tea. And he went into this long
> tirade about how mormons don't drink tea and that
> it's against his religion. A simple "no" would
> have been fine. This did irritate me.
>
> I mentioned one time to him in a conversation that
> I have a black relative (or half-black half-white
> cousin) and he asked me if my grandparents had an
> issue with having black family members. I
> responded, "no, why would they?" He said nothing
> back. Well, come to find out, one of his brothers
> married an Asian woman from Japan. Wait, a black
> relative needed some type of approval, but not the
> Asian woman in his family? I was so close to going
> off on him for his double standards.
>
> Despite my differences with him, unfortunately, he
> was let go in the recent economic downturn. I
> dislike his thought process, but he is genuinely a
> good guy. And I do feel for him and do offer him
> accounting jobs that I hear of. I even had him do
> my taxes. But, dang, I was talking to him on the
> phone after he was let go and he told me that his
> wife doesn't work (by choice too). Neither one
> works and they have four kids. What's wrong with
> this picture? And he is a conservative Republican
> that hates "Big Government" and yet he's taking
> unemployment insurance. Evidently, "big
> government" is fine when it cuts him checks. I
> challenged him on this and he told me that he's
> paid for his unemployment insurance, so it wasn't
> a handout from the government according to him.
> This is NOT true and he knows this as an
> accountant. He's paid for about 11 weeks of
> unemployment benefits, not a year and half's
> worth. Don't complain about Obama ruining this
> country and him being a socialist, when he's a
> self-made millionaire and taxpayers are feeding
> your family.
>
> Other odds and ends: He pushed his 18 year old
> daughter to marry a 28 year old man. This guy is a
> complete @sshole and has not visible redeeming
> qualities. Evidently, they have low standards in
> the mormon community for dating as they seem to
> push the young ones to get married too early. By
> 19, she already had three fiances (WTF?). And did
> I mention the new son-in-law is a jerk and very
> unattractive? And to think, this was the daughter
> he was throwing at me. I've too made it clear on
> many occasions during lunch breaks that I'm only
> interested in girls that want to making something
> of themselves and not just pop out kids. I told
> him that in those words.
>
> The funny part of this is that my co-worker's
> wife, who has no education, is getting on their
> new son-in-law's case about not finishing school.
> What about you and your daughter?
>
> And did I mention his wife is a complete
> homophobe? She was cracking jokes to her husband
> about their daughters' school having a pro-gay
> club. Evidently, she thinks it's just for orgies
> and not emotional support for kids with parents
> like her.
>
> Oh yeah, also his daughter dropped out from a
> community college to have her newborn. Did she
> really need to drop out to have the child? She
> could have done a semester more before having the
> child. Poor kid. I'd hate to have those parents
> and that religion.
>
> And to think, in the months prior to my
> co-worker's grandson's birth, he was getting
> uneasy about being a grandfather at 46. I told him
> in no uncertain terms that she should be focused
> on her education instead of getting pregnant. No
> response from him.
>