Posted by:
SL Cabbie
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Date: July 25, 2011 04:32PM
10. Collect as many secret temple names from hot ladies as possible...
9. After you croak, tell the guy at the gate you're a friend of J. Golden Kimball
7. Wake up and shake it off the way you would any other bad dream...
6. Come the Resurrection, glance down at where your genitals used to be, acknowledge the feeling, and remember all the trouble the damn things caused you in the first place.
5. Blame it all on Steve Benson...
4. Blame it all on Boyd K. Packer.
3. Bring up the subject of Hitler's temple work to the gatekeeper...
2. Spill the beans on all the family secrets and claim you didn't want to spend forever with most of those d-bags anyway...
1. Start an MLM coffee operation in Outer Darkness
And a Happy Pioneer Day--er day after to all my fellow Exmo's...
SLC