Posted by:
caedmon
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Date: August 12, 2011 06:32AM
All the crazy mormon stories reminded me of something a former neighbor said to me:
He said that he was "fearful" for us as non-mormons.
Why?
Because he "knew" that some random Sunday a gang of burglers would show up in our neighborhood. They would naturally pick our house to burgle (I supposed because we lack the protection of the holy spirit or maybe because we have an extra 10% to spend on stuff to steal). But, alas, the vicious gang would be surprised to find us home (instead of attending sacrament like we should) and would have no choice but to murder our entire family.
This neighbor has moved away but probably still scans his Monday morning paper to see if we've been murdered by his imaginary gang of thieves yet.