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Posted by: Veritas ( )
Date: August 28, 2011 05:15PM
The Three Laws of Morbotics

1.A Morbot may not injure a testimony or, through inaction or education, allow a Morbot to come to know the truth.
2.A Morbot must obey any orders given to it by church officials, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3.A Morbot must protect its own ignorance as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: August 28, 2011 05:20PM
Re: The Three Laws of Morbotics

+1!!!

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Posted by: exmodaddy ( )
Date: August 28, 2011 05:32PM
Re: The Three Laws of Morbotics

If Asimov were an Exmo, I suspect he would have written something similar. Thanks for the laugh.

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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: August 28, 2011 05:36PM
Isn't there a fourth?

4. A Morbot shall scrub toilets with a cheerful heart as often as asked to do so by the Lard's annointed.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: August 28, 2011 05:44PM
A+, #1, F.A.B., Oui Oui Formidable! (n/t)


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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: August 28, 2011 06:55PM
Re: The Three Laws of Morbotics

I love those three laws. I think old Isaac is probably chuckling right now. Top.

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