This guy has issues, and he undoubtedly is creating issues for his clients and his kids...

He draws so much attention to things and makes mountains out of molehills, that his sons are going to end up catching STDs from prostitutes...

Enjoy!

http://ldsmag.com/component/zine/article/492?ac=1

That guy is so over the top it's frightening. You'd think an editor at LDSMAG would step in and tell him to tone it down. Of course then, they'd be in danger of not being as righteous as he obviously is and that won't to at all.

It's like an escalating arms race but instead of nuclear weapons it's who can be the most self righteous.

"Kids your sons' ages generally aren't interested in scantily clad women--it is usually just a curiosity for them at most. You are doing a great job of sexualizing your sons at a young age through your fear and through constantly drawing attention to what you don't want them to see. It's a bit frightening and disturbing."

The guy is scary and doesn't seem to know even the basics of child development.

I agree 100%...

In his own paranoia and obsession, he is creating the very thing he fears most...

TSCC is great at doing this...

If church leaders would stop talking about masturbation and porn, these issues would become non-issues.

TSCC is the one destroying families with porn! They draw attention to it constantly, and then convince wives to leave men who they find looking at it!

Porn isn't the problem. TSCC's reaction to porn is...



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These are the kinds of kids that are going to be so repressed in everything they can think and do that the father will be lucky if they don't grow up to be serial killers.

When the Puberty Hormones hit those poor kids, they won't have a clue as to what is going on!

The writer of the article is clearly NUTZ. He probably doesn't even wipe his butt.

Terrible laundry problem!


~VOW

Extra laundry is a small price to pay to avoid life as a deviant.

Toilet paper seems innocent, but used the wrong way...a life of heartbreak ensues.

There's a principle I learned about in Folklore of Religion class where hierarchal religions have literal on-the-street superstitions running rampant. Sort of mini-marathons of spirituality.

Holier Than Thou

You fast for a day on Fast Sunday? I start Saturday night at sundown, like the Jews in the time of Christ.

You go to the temple once a month? The wife and I go weekly as our "date night." Can't get enough Holy Spirit, you know.

You have done your genealogy? I did mine and finished when I was 16. Since then I've been a volunteer genealogist doing the work for others in my spare time.

You have food storage for a year? I have food storage for five years and enough guns and ammo to defend our underground bomb shelter long enough for the kids to grow up. Yep. Sanitary products for our two year old girl--you never know how long we'll be in there.

Raptor Jesus describes this type of Mormonism perfectly in his book--embodied in Elder Fuckwit.

Anagrammy

So true anagrammy!

Studies have shown that an alarming majority of homosexuals have spent a lot of time during their childhood wiping their butts with toilet paper. Many used a brand of toilet paper that was specifically advertised for it's extreme "softness."

Wiping your butt with toilet paper may seem harmless at a young age but remember as the twig is bent so grows a bent tree.

Without lots and lots of Pornography -- this man would be unemployed -- and he silently knows it.

A ANON Wrote:
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> Without lots and lots of Pornography -- this man
> would be unemployed -- and he silently knows it.

Tom Lehrer's song "SMUT" performed by Tom, himself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pva35TFiBfI

Wait a minute... he flew into the airport in Vegas and then is shocked because they have (diabolical) pictures of showgirls? What on earth did he expect? I wonder if he got his kids via the stork? Because I don't think he would have the courage to actually do the deed.

Lol...

I tend to suspect he might stay up and look at porn at night and pray for forgiveness every morning; he should just watch some with his wife and have some fun...

(Okay, I'm hoping she did because this man doesn't need to be passing along his genes.)

That was disturbing...

And here I blame my dad--who, except for the mood disorder and the yelling and the total lack of self-awareness, was pretty normal--for merely exposing me to the weirdness of the Mormon church. Hate to think what this guy's kids are gonna say about him one day.

I loved it that this wacko mentions this: "as we made the TWO HOUR drive to our home in St. George.... I wondered if what they saw planted seeds of destruction in their developing minds".

Holy Crap. Let me get this straight, this guy goes to Las Vegas, makes his battle cry in the airport while getting his luggage with his kids, to 'cover their eyes', mentions that he looked to the floor... and yet TWO HOURS later, he is still thinking about what he saw for fleeting seconds (if he really did look to the ground)????

I would think he really has a huge porn problem, here is why: I or my hubby, could go to Las Vegas, look at everything and everyone head on, then look away and resume our conversation, or our brunch, or our drive, or walk, or whatever it is that we were doing prior to any images that may have 'assaulted' our minds. I would think the same is true of most people.

I am not sure if many of us would still be thinking about anything 2 hours later. Let's face it, what exactly did this man see in a public place flashing on tv or poster that was soooooo hard core? Maybe some naked shoulders? A few leggy woman... Oh my, it is Vegas after all. So two hours later you are still thinking about it, yeah, I think I know who has the problem.

My sons shall know, my sons shall do this and that, they shall be so righteous, I am just blab blab and blabyty blab so fricking righteous and I will defend all the appearance of righteousness...everyone will think my family and my wife and my sons (nephite warriors) are so righteous...

Goshhhh, I think I will puke now. Image is everything.

I can't even believe that drivel is published in a magazine, so badly written, so melodramatic. So pompous.

I also love the part where the writer expressed he was so 'angry' at those (people) who expose themselves that way to him and his family. Yes, he did not really have that 'love the sinner, not the sin' attitude did he? Was was angry at the people, not the sin. Those damn people that are just exposing themselves and asking for it... they tempt all us good people into doing something evil. Damn those people, I am so angry at them, I have to think about it for two more hours.

But gosh darn it, I am so perfect, I must be glowing.

Sorry, couldn't read the entire article. I made it a few paragraphs before I mentally barfed, and had to return to RfM for a dose of sanity.

Why do they never show any comments to these articles?

I'm guessing you're right!

I fired off what I thought was a great response and . . . nothing. Oh damn. The article is three years old. LOL

This guy is probably sneaking away at 3am while his wife sleeps to whack off to gay porn.

AND wiping his butt with that supersoft TP!


~VOW

Sounds like he probably makes kiddie snuff films.

Or he just likes to hear people talk about masturbation.