...you walk in through the front door holding a 99cent Arizona "Mucho Mango" drink and your dad with a concerned look on his face asks, "What's that!?"
you're part of a church that has successfully convinced millions of people that a natural substance with proven health benefits is actually bad for you (tea).
dapperdan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You have a discussion in a BYU class about how > dark matter could be the light of Christ.
With that type of thinking, dark matter could just as easily be Jesus' poop.....or maybe its the combined poop of all the gods and lesser glorified being in the universe!
OK, I'm going with that one as far as dark matter is concerned:)
All the poop from the Kolobian star system flows into space in the form of dark matter. Because God is so old, the mass of dark matter has become so enourmous that it keeps the universe from collapsing!
Then one day God says, "I flushed my watch down the toilet. Whom shall I send?"
When the "little family" stickers on the rear window of your mini-van show Dad, Mom (pregnant), Daughter, Son, Daughter (pregnant), Daughter (pregnant), Son, Son, Son, Daughter, Cat, Dog, Bird.
All of your non-member coworkers are talking about a recent wild roadtrip to Vegas and then they all look at you and all you can talk about is how nifty the Oakland Temple is... and then you wished you were somewhere else!!!
NorCalExM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > All of your non-member coworkers are talking about > a recent wild roadtrip to Vegas and then they all > look at you and all you can talk about is how > nifty the Oakland Temple is... and then you wished > you were somewhere else!!!
Or, you talk about the Las Vegas temple being beautiful.
2. The main table decoration is a decorated basketball
3. The main hall decoration is the basketball hoop and backboard
4. The main food is green jello
when you are at a mormon funeral
1. Everything is about the gospel plan and nothing is said about the deceased individual's life accomplishments outside the church. You know work, travel, family experiences.
2. The main food is funeral potatoes
3. Every TBM is judging where they think the deceased will end up, in the next life.