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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: October 19, 2011 04:00PM
Monson looks like...

...a dried-up, rotten zucchini in a bad, unnaturally-colored toupee and a cheap suit.

And I'm sure he has skid marks in his garmies.

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Posted by: Tabula Rasa ( )
Date: October 19, 2011 04:01PM
Re: Monson looks like...

...the evil spawn of Count Chockula and Linda Tripp.

Ron

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Posted by: runtu ( )
Date: October 19, 2011 04:02PM
You're half right

Count Chocula + HR Pufnstuff = Monson

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Posted by: janet ( )
Date: October 19, 2011 05:14PM
800 yr old Ghoul (n/t)


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Posted by: Johnny Canuck ( )
Date: October 19, 2011 05:16PM
Re: Monson looks like...

he has one foot in the grave. Needs a good shove IMHO.

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Posted by: Unindoctrinated ( )
Date: October 19, 2011 05:19PM
You got everything right but the cheap suit.

Those GA's don't mind spending money on Italian suits and first-class airline tix.

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: October 19, 2011 05:19PM
Re: Monson looks like...

Like the poster boy for Mormonism

Old and rotting on the inside but believing that is hidden by classless glitter, fake nice suits and hair dye.

You can't paint a corpse.

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Posted by: alight ( )
Date: October 19, 2011 10:06PM
Re: Monson looks like...

that was good!

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: October 19, 2011 05:20PM
Does Monson die his hair? (n/t)


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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: October 20, 2011 10:53AM
Yes, he dyes his hair

You would think that he wouldn't be so VAIN. Look around--who else dyes their hair when they are THAT OLD?

He looks ridiculous.

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Posted by: escapee ( )
Date: October 19, 2011 06:58PM
Re: Monson looks like...

Uncle Fester.

Susan

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Posted by: Gorspel Dacktrin ( )
Date: October 19, 2011 07:00PM
...something partially thawed and then warmed over. Not...

that there is anything wrong with that (having had days like that myself). ;o)

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Posted by: vivo ( )
Date: October 19, 2011 07:57PM
Re: Monson looks like...

a pumpkin 3 weeks after Halloween.

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Posted by: archytas ( )
Date: October 19, 2011 08:00PM
He's actually a russian spy

You have to admit, that would make a great story if a spy infiltrated a religious organization and became its leader, and then their home country fell apart. What does a spy do in that situation? Keep playing the part of beloved leader of course.

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: October 19, 2011 08:04PM
Re: Monson looks like...

he could use some Boyd Packer life-extension technology. A hose to the nose, see how it goes. The man's more oxygen-deprived than a Sherpa.

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Posted by: Tabula Rasa ( )
Date: October 20, 2011 11:02AM
Re: Monson looks like...

I'm wondering if you can kiss my ass.

Just sayin'...

Ron

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