Posted by:
snb
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Date: November 10, 2011 06:40PM
Apparently, according to the tscc, I've been married now for 7 years. They have just finally gotten around to annulling the sealing between me and my blushing Mormon bride that I haven't seen in about 4 years.
Yes, that is right. For the past four years while I have been drinking and whoring and traveling. Also I have been married to a girl I hardly know anymore.
Just now, finally, I am divorced and free to move on.
The brethren, bless their hearts, were also kind enough to tell me that they care about me and have a concern for my well being.
The sad thing is, I always thought they would try and excommunicate me. Perhaps they used to, and I am a little sad they still don't.
Anyways, I just wanted everybody to know. This seemed like something we could enjoy around here. Everyone, feel free to have a drink for me and my seven year failed marriage...even though it only failed for me in third year.