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Posted by: shannon ( )
Date: December 14, 2011 08:26AM
For all the little Southern kids out there . . . Did your ward Santa smell like booze and cigarettes this year?

Srsly.

If your kid complained that Santa "smelled funny" . . . he did! It was my JackMo ex-husband who has returned to the mother ship.

Yeah, that's right. Just follow the money. Ole JackMo got himself in a financial jam and, after SIX YEARS of inactivity, went to his new ward with his brand-spanking new bishop and got a check for his rent money and utilities (not *MY* rent money and utilities - Merry frigging Christmas to us, right?)

So I guess the local ward is now trying to "fellowship" him. They asked him to be the Santa for another ward because "the kids won't know him there." HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!! There's a reason the kids don't know him. Again, hellooooo?!

Jeez. I'm just positively blown away by Mormon naivete. Would the ward like to know where "Santa" spent last Saturday night? A place called the Gold Club . . . use your imagination.

And, as always, I swear I'm not making this up.

;o)



Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 12/14/2011 04:21PM by shannon.

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Posted by: bignevermo ( )
Date: December 14, 2011 08:33AM
damn you have been on one hellofa ride lately sweety!

yeah what the hell? i guess you are getting nothing!
rotten bastard... i mean how can you get child support if he aint working? i hope you report him to the state and if he ever works on the books i believe they will collect for you! anyway good luck! sea-ya!~

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: December 14, 2011 09:19AM
Big giant SIGH! Sorry to hear it.

Good thoughts and wishes to you.

Do take care, Lovely Lady.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/14/2011 09:20AM by Cheryl.

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Posted by: Tahoe Girl ( )
Date: December 14, 2011 10:45AM
Wow, Shannon!

If I were to write what I really thought of that man, I doubt that admin would allow it to be posted!

Damn, damn, damn him!!!

And I believe you're not making it up. I've been around the block enough times to know the score.

Hugs and support sent your way!

TG

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Posted by: Shummie ( )
Date: December 14, 2011 01:47PM
he who laughs best laughs last my love.

((((((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))))))))

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Posted by: DaveinTX ( )
Date: December 14, 2011 03:47PM
Re: For all the little Southern kids out there . . . Did your ward Santa smell like booze and cigarettes this year?

Jeez. Are you in Houston? There is a Gold Club here.

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Posted by: bignevermo ( )
Date: December 14, 2011 06:37PM
no she is not from Houston

some of those clubs are franchised...she is a Florida Babe! :)

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Posted by: Tabula Rasa ( )
Date: December 14, 2011 03:49PM
Re: For all the little Southern kids out there . . . Did your ward Santa smell like booze and cigarettes this year?

Gold Cup! I've been there several times. Is Bambi still there?

Just sayin'...

Ron

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