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Posted by: mechwerks ( )
Date: November 28, 2011 09:54PM
On the Twelfth day of Christmas the LDS Church gave to me

12 Scheming ‘Apostles’

11 Fake witnesses to the Book of Mormon

10 Percent for Blessings

9 Wives to marry

8 Hours of Sunday meetings

7 Days a week being perfect

6 Pounds of lime Jell-O

5 Golden Plates

4 Standard Works

3 Full time callings

2 Home teachers

And a seer stone in a hat.

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Posted by: elee ( )
Date: November 28, 2011 10:05PM
Let the Christmas Song Parodies BEGIN!! (n/t)


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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: November 28, 2011 10:11PM
Re: On the Twelfth day of Christmas the LDS Church gave to me

exquisite!

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Posted by: dthenonreligious ( )
Date: November 28, 2011 10:11PM
Re: On the Twelfth day of Christmas the LDS Church gave to me

Monson the red nose Prophet,
Had some very wiggley ears.
All of the other Nitwits used to,
laugh and give him jeers.

And if you ever saw him you,
would fall down in tears.
Monson the red nose Prophet.
Does not truly care.
He is only in,
it for the money.

And damnit we can't even have a beer.

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Posted by: m ( )
Date: November 28, 2011 10:28PM
Re: On the Twelfth day of Christmas the LDS Church gave to me

On the twelfth Morgdom Christmas, my true love gave to me

Twelve false Prophets
Eleven Mormon temples
Ten per cent tithing
Nine NuSkin neighbors
Eight kids with quads
Seven guns per person
Six hours to Vegas
FIVE Forgeries for sale
Four wards downsizing
Three Boring Meetings
Two years in Ukraine

And a movie that's G or PG

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Posted by: Topper ( )
Date: December 15, 2011 09:16AM
Tis the season for Topping (n/t)


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Posted by: Jerry the Aspousetate ( )
Date: December 15, 2011 09:55AM
On the Thirteenth day of Christmas the LDS Church gave to me my exit letter. Pay Lay Alol (n/t)


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