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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: January 03, 2012 07:49PM
Verily, God hath revealed unto Pat Robertson who the next US president shall be -- but Pat ain't tellin'

Talk about a useless revelation.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/03/pat-robertson-president-2012-god_n_1181669.html

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Posted by: SusieQ#1 ( )
Date: January 03, 2012 09:17PM
Re: Verily, God hath revealed unto Pat Robertson who the next US president shall be -- but Pat ain't tellin'

I read that article and laughed! This guy is a crack up! He's good for a laugh every time he opens his mouth!

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Posted by: sam ( )
Date: January 03, 2012 09:23PM
Re: Verily, God hath revealed unto Pat Robertson who the next US president shall be -- but Pat ain't tellin'

OMG, that guy is crazy.

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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: January 03, 2012 09:24PM
I Have No Doubt!

I truly believe in my heart of hearts that the voices in Pat Robertson's head told him who the next U.S. President would be...

Gotta do a Bill Maher impersonation quickly...

"Pat had to beat the Mormons at their game and pretend that he, too, could have revelations."

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Posted by: JoD3:360 ( )
Date: January 03, 2012 09:26PM
Pat ain't tellin' until after the election at which point he'll declare he was right all along

By the way, I predicted on Dec 17th that Huffington would publish this article...you have to take my word for it.

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Posted by: imalive ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 05:49PM
Re: Pat ain't tellin' until after the election at which point he'll declare he was right all along

To quote the little man from the draft board, "Now I wouldn't say that!" LOL

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: January 03, 2012 09:43PM
Will someone tell me...

After all the dumb things he has said, how does he manage to stay on the air? (He's on 700 club or something, right?) How come he still has supporters?

You'd think, as crazy as he is, that people would run like heck from him. But no. He keeps getting attention. Does he say dumb stuff like this just to keep in the spotlight? Surely he doesn't really believe half the stuff he says? Is it an act?

"God told me but it's secret" is really lame. I'm astounded at how many people let schiesters get away with that kind of stuff.

Why isn't this guy laughed out of town and into hiding? How come he isn't embarrassed? I guess it takes all kinds, eh?

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Posted by: StillAnon ( )
Date: January 03, 2012 10:28PM
Re: Verily, God hath revealed unto Pat Robertson who the next US president shall be -- but Pat ain't tellin'

Jeez. Why doesn't Robertson ask for God to tell him all the upcoming scores of the NFL Playoffs? That way, Pat can bet the farm, every weekend, make a killing & stop asking his flock for money.

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Posted by: Phantom Shadow ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 12:24AM
Yes but--he prayed! For at least a half hour. (n/t)


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Posted by: boiseguy ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 12:36AM
Re: Verily, God hath revealed unto Pat Robertson who the next US president shall be -- but Pat ain't tellin'

Pat Robertson needs to go flush himself down a dirty toilet

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Posted by: untarded ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 07:56AM
Pat's got a Lousy Track Record When itComes to Personal Msgs from God.

Didn't god tell Pat to run for President a few years ago?

That didn't pan out too well.

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Posted by: imalive ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 05:49PM
Re: Pat's got a Lousy Track Record When itComes to Personal Msgs from God.

That was in 1988

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Posted by: peregrine ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 08:01AM
at least Harold Camping had the courage to commit. (n/t)


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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 08:06AM
What is it with God? He won't let JS show the gold plates, and now PR can't tell us who's going to be pres! "I know a secret, and I'm not telling!" Is God a fourth grader? (n/t)


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/04/2012 08:06AM by Brother Of Jerry.

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Posted by: I believed this once, years ago.. ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 01:51PM
Re: Verily, God hath revealed unto Pat Robertson who the next US president shall be -- but Pat ain't tellin'

Um, sure Pat. What about that time "God" told you to run for President of the United States???

My elderly TBM mom helped with his campaign. I can only say that at least it kept her busy.

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 01:57PM
Re: Verily, God hath revealed unto Pat Robertson who the next US president shall be -- but Pat ain't tellin'

OK Pat, so God will not let you reveal the truth, for various reasons. How about you write the name down on a piece of paper, then seal it in an envelop inside a locked box, in front of witnesses. The lock box is then heavily secured in a public area, with cameras focused on it so we know there is no funny business. Then the day after the election we open it and see if you are really a prophet.

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 02:00PM
Re: Verily, God hath revealed unto Pat Robertson who the next US president shall be -- but Pat ain't tellin'

Elections over. Locked box is brought out and opened.

OOOOOHHHHH its EMPTY! God must have taken it to heaven!

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Posted by: snowball ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 04:35PM
Re: Verily, God hath revealed unto Pat Robertson who the next US president shall be -- but Pat ain't tellin'

Just tell us Pat. If God's smites you many will believe.

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Posted by: dthenonreligious ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 04:44PM
Re: Verily, God hath revealed unto Pat Robertson who the next US president shall be -- but Pat ain't tellin'

This guy is the biggest tool in the tool box. I do like watching him, sometimes. He provides entertainment.

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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 04:56PM
Re: Verily, God hath revealed unto Pat Robertson who the next US president shall be -- but Pat ain't tellin'

God told Pat we must pray our next president into office. Wouldn't voting be more effective?

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 05:14PM
Re: Verily, God hath revealed unto Pat Robertson who the next US president shall be -- but Pat ain't tellin'

the Main Point here is (Obviously)... that PR has an inside with the Big Guy....

but it's 'Need To Know' basis.


STFU, PR.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 04, 2012 05:18PM
Re: Verily, God hath revealed unto Pat Robertson who the next US president shall be -- but Pat ain't tellin'

I wonder if God told Pat that he was a irrelevant, delusional POS, would he tell that to the public?

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