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Posted by: informer ( )
Date: January 13, 2012 09:50AM
MAGIC UNDERPANTS DEFLECT SPEEDING BULLETS! [link]

Now this is what I call some serious protection, and it works better than Bemberg Rayon! LOL! I wonder if they are as fugly as one-piecers...

"The protective material in these protective undergarments is a Simplex Weave Kevlar fabric," Hamby told InnovationNewsDaily.

http://news.yahoo.com/marines-ballistic-underwear-must-comfy-073607175.html

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Posted by: greekgod ( )
Date: January 13, 2012 09:53AM
Re: MAGIC UNDERPANTS DEFLECT SPEEDING BULLETS! [link]

Yeah but, g's are woven with the fiber of faith...and cotton...

so..

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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: January 13, 2012 12:28PM
Re: MAGIC UNDERPANTS DEFLECT SPEEDING BULLETS! [link]

One thing we can cancel if Mitt becomes prez is the secret service guys who follow the prez around - Mitt will have his holy garmies to protect him. Might save a lot of cash.

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: January 13, 2012 12:32PM
Re: MAGIC UNDERPANTS DEFLECT SPEEDING BULLETS! [link]

I don't know, the GAs, with all their security, don't seem to put much faith in garmies. After all, look at all the good they did Joe Smith and his brother.

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Posted by: enoughenoch19 ( )
Date: January 14, 2012 11:02PM
Re: MAGIC UNDERPANTS DEFLECT SPEEDING BULLETS! [link]

JS and his bro were NOT wearing their garmies. SHAM/SHAME! But really, isn't cotton the fabric of their lives?

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: January 14, 2012 11:57PM
Re: MAGIC UNDERPANTS DEFLECT SPEEDING BULLETS! [link]

They wouldn't have needed to. According to Steve Benson, it sounded like they had the symbols carved into their flesh. Garmies came along because Ema didn't want to have her breast cut up in the secret oath ceremony.

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Posted by: star1bandit ( )
Date: January 15, 2012 01:03AM
Re: MAGIC UNDERPANTS DEFLECT SPEEDING BULLETS! [link]

Heheh, reminds me of freshman year. Me and my best friends two ex best friends were waiting for said best friend at a sleepover. This was back when my best friend was still really into the church. We were talking about the garments, so when she rang the door bell, we all opened it and yelled "MAGICAL UNDERWEAR!!!"

She flipped us off. It was fun.

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