-Still Anon

Most sussinct description of TSCC.

As fast as the scientists can find 'em, they're yours....

I'll speak for Gordon B Hinkmeister:

"I don't know that we teach that"

No need to wait - I'll sell you a plot on the moon right now!

After death, of course, because it's so much easier to fly thru empty space to your very own planet if you don't need air.

Why would you want you own planet, when you are only allowed to have sex with eternally pregnant chicks? I mean, that is worse then the Muslim promise of seventy chicks who revirginify every time you sleep with them, and thus remain eternally ignorant of what they are doing.

Personally, I don't want a planet. Can you imagine the upkeep costs? No wonder God's asking us for money, he's broke from solar power expenses and still trying to pay off that water bill from the great flood. It's not like heating a condo and filling a wading pool. He's in over his head and probably upside down with his second mortgage on Kolob. Now he wants his own kids to bail him out. No dice. I have a garage he can sleep in.

Haha good one!

It's a celestial pyramid scheme.

On Real Time, Bill Maher said that Smith was the Madoff of his time. Classic.