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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 04:53AM

It's a variation of oxymoron. I thought of a couple:

LDS Archeologist
Book of Mormon Scholar

Can you think of any others?

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Posted by: forestpal ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 05:05AM

LDS cultural hall

consolidation due to growth

great humility

youth leaders

fast meeting

confidential bishop's interview

True Church

sincere testimony

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Posted by: Calypso ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 08:14AM

Fast meeting LOL!

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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 05:15AM


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Posted by: Lucky ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 10:36AM

the bill board they made

and

the billboard that should have been made

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKjTRWJgKhY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2uWvWcPqcg

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 06:08AM

Priesthood leader.

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Posted by: peregrine ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 06:29AM

Church historian

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Posted by: motherwhoknows ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 07:33AM

Court of love

The law of polygamy

The martyr Joseph Smith

Mormon welcoming committee

Reverent children

Holy priesthood



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/02/2012 07:39AM by motherwhoknows.

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Posted by: Johnny Canuck ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 07:45AM

20 something elder

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Posted by: quinlansolo ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 08:19AM


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Posted by: mechwerks ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 09:04AM


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Posted by: deconverted2010 ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 09:25AM

perfect mormon

young elder

family first

pay full tithing and stay out of debt

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Posted by: John Wesley ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 09:28AM

Studying the Book of Mormon

Spiritual Experience in the Temple

Inspiring Sacrament Meeting

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Posted by: John Wesley ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 09:39AM

Exciting Sacrament Meeting

Interesting Sunday School Lesson

Fun Fireside

Inspiring General Conference

Wonderful Talk by the Prophet

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Posted by: John Wesley ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 09:42AM

Reverence While the Sacrament was being Passed.

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Posted by: John Wesley ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 09:51AM

Inspired Testimony

Faithful Tithe Payer

Obedient Missionary Who Follows All the Mission Rules

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 09:51AM

rock solid impression of the spirit

rock solid burning in the bosom

rock solid answer to prayer

rock solid tesimony of the gospel

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Posted by: John Wesley ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 10:01AM

Answered Prayer

Blessings of the Gospel

Healing the Sick

Priesthood Blessing

Wonderful Brothers and Sisters

The Stake President Sends His Love

Weak Testimony

Less Active Members

Full Tithe Payer

Joyful Missionary

Sincere Mitt Romney

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Posted by: John Wesley ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 10:08AM

100% Home Teaching in the Elders Quorum this Month!

No wandering in the halls during Sunday School. Everyone in class.

Deeply humbled to be asked to Speak this Morning.

Exciting General Conference Talks!

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Posted by: John Wesley ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 10:17AM

Interesting Fireside

Church Volunteer

BYU Education

Guidance of the Spirit

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Posted by: John Wesley ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 10:21AM

Wise Counsel from the Church

Inspired Teaching from our Priesthood Leaders

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Posted by: John Wesley ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 10:48AM

Truthful Missionary

Productive Church Meeting

Firm Testimony

Wonderful Bishopric Meeting

Excellent Stake High Council Meeting

The strong, high morals of our youth

The high standards and dedication of our full-time missionaries

The impressive spirit, reverence, and dignity with which our Aaronic Priesthood passed the Sacrament this morning.

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Posted by: John Wesley ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 10:54AM

Voluntary Church Giving

Free Will Tithe Payers

Temple Worthy Members

Love Going To The Temple!

Opportunity to Perform Work For the Dead

Happy Church Members!

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Posted by: John Wesley ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 11:06AM

Wide Awake While Reading the Book of Mormon

Really Inspired While Studying the Doctrine and Covenants

Gaining New Knowledge In The Temple

Really Feeling the Spirit While Performing Temple Ordinances

Hearing the Voice of Abraham While Reading the Pearl of Great Price

Seminary Education

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Posted by: John Wesley ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 11:17AM

Inspired Church Callings

The Pure, Wholesome Thoughts of our Young People

Knowing My Ancestors Will Really Thank Me When I Meet Them In The Next World

Appreciative Jewish People in the Next Life When They Find Out About Their Mormon Baptisms

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Posted by: Pixie Dust ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 10:55AM


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Posted by: lostinutah ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 10:52AM

love bombing

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Posted by: John Wesley ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 11:35AM

Gratefulness for opportunity to bear my testimony

Mormon Innocence at Mountain Meadows

Church Truthfulness

Mormon Spirituality

Mormon Humility

Teaching By The Spirit

Temple Blessings

Mormon Repentance For Mountain Meadows

Genuine Mormon Sorrow For Mistreating Apostates

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Posted by: Calypso ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 04:05PM

Bahahaha John, you are my hero.

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Posted by: danboyle ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 11:38AM


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Posted by: reasonabledoubt ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 11:40AM

Missionary service.

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Posted by: atheist&happy:-) ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 03:19PM

Restored Gospel.
Restored Church.
Word of Wisdom.
The Prophet (....add any name here....)



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Posted by: kolobian ( )
Date: February 02, 2012 04:02PM

Reformed Egyptian

Dark & Loathsome

Noble & Great

Holy Ghost

Priesthood Power

Healthy Navel

Marrowy Bones

Strong Loins

Baptise the Dead

Plan of Happiness

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