Posted by:
elee
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Date: February 02, 2012 08:56PM
To this day, I have no idea what possessed them to hire a bishop to marry them.
Then a friend of mine remarried (less than 2 months after his divorce was final) in his parents' backyard by their bishop. The bishop did tell them to be sure to solemnize their union next year (they did), but nothing ultra snarky.
Until. After the ceremony was over, bride and groom still standing in front of everyone with the bishop, the groom's mother stands up, turns to face the rest of us and proclaims, "Well! That was almost like a real wedding!"
What. A. Cow.