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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: February 12, 2012 12:09AM
Is Xenu Elohim or is Elohim Xenu? (n/t)


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Posted by: lulu ( )
Date: February 12, 2012 12:23AM
Xenu is Adam (n/t)


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Posted by: Levi ( )
Date: February 12, 2012 05:48AM
It's simple.

Elohim is Xenu's step-uncle twice removed.

You see, Elohim is married to Janice. Janice is Elohim's 378,982nd wife. Janice's brother, Filbert, is the God of a different planet and He is the father of the father of Xenu.

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Posted by: lulu ( )
Date: February 12, 2012 10:23AM
You heretic.

The Danites are after you now. He's Adam I say. ;)

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Posted by: apatheist ( )
Date: February 12, 2012 11:42AM
*snort*

Who's gonna get you first.. BKP or Tom Cruise? ;-)

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