Cameron is reported to be torn between several titles for the feature film on Thomas Monson's life.

1. Honey I Shrunk The Church

2. Titanic Tommy - That cold sinking feeling.

3. E.T. Eternally Telestial for Lying for the Lord.

HOw about "The widows might?"

I think that title is reserved for the porno ripoff version.

There ain't enough material there to fill a 30 Second Commercial much less a movie. Tommy Monson has done nothing more noteworthy than outlasting his make-believe-apostolic rivals. Can you name a single REAL accomplishments in his entire life? And NO, being called by another religious bureaucrat to a position is NOT an accomplishment. There hasn't been a more invisible Mormon Grand Poobah since Harry Lee.

watch him wiggle his ears to cast a spell and catch a laugh.

I'm thinking maybe he could be Uncle Arthur's "friend" Uncle Larry.

Pandora Tom's Excellent Voyage to Kolob.

Francis Ford Coppola can direct Tommy Monson's new biopic entitled:

"Acrockofshit Now"

Robert Duvall will play Tommy and declaim the famous line:

"I love the smell of Depends in the morning!"

"Every member a janitor."