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Posted by: happyhollyhomemaker ( )
Date: March 03, 2012 01:27AM
Slightly O/T: a cult that I could definitely "Investigate" ;)

So...
I'm watching this documentary about the Ethiopian Zion Coptic Church....
It's just like Mormonism, with its spendthrift leadership, phony non-prophetic prophets, highly questionable revenue & investments, ridiculous standard of dress and female subjugation, except with pot!
WHOO HOO! I think I found the cult for me!

Imagine how much more interesting a 3 hour block of church would be if you could be completely stoned out of your gourd the entire time;
Those general conference talks would be a whole lot more interesting, what with "our dear prophet" having to stop mid-sentence to take a hit.

What do you guys think?

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Posted by: untarded ( )
Date: March 03, 2012 03:05AM
Re: Slightly O/T: a cult that I could definitely "Investigate" ;)

I used to go out back and smoke weed every sunday. It helped a lot.

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