Husband: I sure did. Say...what do we believe today?
Wife: Well, let me check the internet. Hmm...we no longer believe that we can become gods—but we should try to become like God.
Husband: Really? I’ll have to remember that. What else?
Wife: Well, we don’t know why blacks were denied the priesthood – it’s all a big mystery.
Husband : And yet it took divine revelation to change it – curious. Anything else? Is God still a man living on a planet?
Wife : It says here that could be folklore, but they’re still working on it. Hey, look at this – it says the church is doing away with temple garments. We don’t have to wear them anymore.
Husband: Really??
Wife: No dear, I’m only kidding. But isn’t Mormonism wonderful? It’s a whole new religion every day. You’d better get off to work.