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Posted by: Lilith ( )
Date: May 24, 2012 09:11PM
Lilith's Temple Square Conversion

Exmohusband and I had some time off in SLC so we decided to tour Temple Square for his first time as an exmo. We had just entered the north gate and walked around the temple to the back (after being creeped out by all the Moonie weddings!)

It had been raining but was clearing and i felt a big SPLAT! on my head--deadon hit...Bwahahahahaha...God? Mormongod? is that YOU??

But I wondered: why ME?!? Why not the Exmohusband? Mormongod acts like an exwife who blames the Other Woman and not her cheating husband, huh?

I texted my daughter and she said, " Stop stealing only ppl dumb enough to believe."

Ahhh, I get it.

(Now dont get all pissy BIC exmos. It was funny and you have the last laugh. Stupid bird.)

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: May 28, 2012 10:43AM
You got off easy. God could have struck you with lightning. (n/t)


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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: May 28, 2012 10:51AM
That bird was the acting proxy for Mormon God in all outdoors activities. n/t (n/t)


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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: May 28, 2012 10:57AM
Re: Lilith's Temple Square Conversion

I think that may have been a movement of the Holy Spirit...

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