Pretend that you're a historian, and that you could go back in time to 1805 to witness Joey's birth, and all the subsequent events.

Which events would you want to see the most?

Joey's treasure digging?

Sidney Rigdon's theft of Solomon Spaulding's manuscript?

The "translation" of the Book of Mormon?

The "healing" of Mrs. Johnson's rheumatic hand?

Heber Chase Kimball taking yet another wife, just as he would purchase yet another cow?

The Kinderhook Plates fiasco?

The United Order fiasco?

Joey banging Helen Kimball?

Billy Law finding out what Joey was really all about?

Joey blowing away several members of the mob at the Carthage jail?

The mob blowing Joey and Hyrum away?

Steve

hahaha, I love it

I'd most like to see Lucy Smith have an abortion 7 months before JS was born.



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enoughenoch19 Wrote:
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> I'd most like to see Lucy Smith have an abortion 7
> months before JS was born.


+100000000!!!!

If as a historian I could go back in time.....I would take a camcorder and be at the right places at the right times to record Joe's actions.

Then go to the COB, and blackmail my way into becoming the President of the Corporation of the COJCOLDS, and start returning all the filthy lucre stollen from poor faithfull members, putting an end to the lying and deceptions of the so called "true church of Jesus Christ".

Finally would find the Jupiter Talisman, JS's seer stone, and Oliver Cowdry's divining rod, and use those to start my own cult with just 3% tithing.

I wonder which one it would be. Actually, I don't.

I'd give Emma a heads-up that she had a lot more of that kind of surprise to look forward to.

I would kick him in a delicate area in his body. The abuse of the FLDS is his fault! How dare this book Saints make it sound like God wanted him to have sex with all of those women. Why would god, if there is one, care about Joseph Smith's sex life? GRAAAAAAAAH. HATE.