Im no RfM power poster, but I do spend plenty of time here in spirit; I love to visit Meridian Magazine from time to time to help me dislodge airway obstructions when no one is around to administer the heimlich to me.

This article made me spew chunks.

http://www.ldsmag.com/church/article/10536?ac=1

Writer states that no one should ogle or find attractive anyone EVER. This is effing militancy at its worst. I love to consider the insanity of modern conservative Mormons, and I derive much pleasure in the ABSOLUTE DRIVEL that some (many->most) Mormon folk create. Please discuss.

Best!

It's only ok to look if an angel puts a sword to your throat and tells you to tap that.

The LDS author of this story wanted to be on the jury so they could inject some Logic into the jury pool.

While I found a lot of the things in this article to be ridiculous, that statement about injecting logic was the so over the top I could hardly believe I was reading that. Really? logic?

She's written such literary masterpieces as "Funeral Potatoes--The Novel," "As The Ward Turns," and "The Ten-Cow Wives Club," and I've NEVER heard of her (nor do I care to ever again)? Yeah honey, have you SEEN most Mormon men over 40??? The biggest beerless beer guts you could ever hope to avoid. Sorry, but if I had a celestial mate like that, I'd have way more than one fantasy heartthrob--just to have something to think of when I'm trying to fulfill my eternal wifely duties, and it WOULD feel like a duty.

For some reason I thought Fascinating Womanhood went out in the 70s. Guess it's alive and well in Morgdumb.

OMG you are funny NormaRae. You are my new heart throb, against the priceless counsel of that crazy clown-lady. I'm going to fantasize about your jokes tonite.

I'm going to look up NCIS and that Weatherly guy to see what my fantasies have been missing.

NormaRae Wrote:
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> She's written such literary masterpieces as
> "Funeral Potatoes--The Novel," "As The Ward
> Turns," and "The Ten-Cow Wives Club,"

I thought you were being sarcastic...but she really HAS written all of those titles, apparently...wow.

I am convinced that Mormons are obsessed - OBSESSED - with sex. (It should be no surprise to anyone here who knows how the world works that humans are obsessed with sex.) However, Mormons are so repressed and pray and suppress away their sex drives (which is impossible) that they all live in a sexual pressure cooker and are moments away from exploding. Even trolls like this writer are obsessed with it.

I was thinking today about the phrase "Modest is hottest" and what backwards thinking that comes from; now I'll be the first to say that, depending on the gal (or guy), well done fully-clothed can trump trashy skimpy any time, but saying that an uncovered shoulder can lead to impure thoughts?

Modest is hottest still works in the sex angle.

Yeah, that's some repressed stuff goin' on there.

Did you notice that she even pulled a Joseph Smith move with her pre-emptive strike against her opponents? Yep, some people are going to call you a PRUDE honey, because you are a PRUDE.

And what the Heck is "Pornography sideways"? She seems to be saying that if you even notice the person next to you is a member of the opposite sex then you are a Porn Addict! Hurry, call the bishop and schedule an appointment!



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She should just get a burqua and become a conservative Muslim.

I agree with her!
The only way to keep people from their normal biological and ingrained impetus to insure the propagation of the species is to remove the natural hormones and social contacts that may cause these normalities to present themselves in any type of action.
First-
The MiddleEast has it right, but wearing burgas should also be mandatory for men.

Second-
Everyone should be neutered or spayed at birth (except the children of royalty, politicians and church leaders) so that they will have no sexual feelings.

Children who will be spared for breeding purposes should be raised individually in seperate locked rooms where all that they see and learn can be tightly controlled by the parents.

And lastly, reproduction should only be conducted in a laboratory setting where the genetic material can be extracted from the testicles and surgically inserted into the womb.