Posted by:
jacobkolob
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Date: June 26, 2012 05:25PM
When Emma found out one of the member's daughters had become pregnant, and they were fingering her husband for the deed, Joseph told Emma: "I was only poking fun, she took it seriously".
Is this proof Joseph never wanted any of this to be taken seriously?
Also there is no truth to the above. It was originally stated in the Pearl of Great Price.
God, that's not true either.
Sorry just lost my job at the Maxwell Institute.
Crap, now I know why this whole Mormon thing got out of hand....tell one lie, and you need more and more to cover up the original.
Coffee is making me say these things. Evil coffee.
Dammit, another prevarication. God told me to say that.
Please help, I don't know how to stop.
"Oh Lord my God, is there no help for the widow's son?"
No bishop, I've no problems with "self-love". It works everytime.
Joe Smith never said any of these, it was me all the time. Or did I just lie again. Gotta leave this church, lying for the Lord just isn't my cuppa tea. Tea, evil Tea.