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Date: August 05, 2012 12:58PM
Went out to eat with TBM wife and ex-Mo adult son to a local family run hamburger joint that has been here for a couple of generations. There was a large group of extended Mormon family that had a lot of tables pushed together. They were celebrating a birthday and had balloons and a big cake but it was weird they were all dressed in church dress.
I asked TBM wife if she knew any of the Mormons at the other table. She asked how I knew they were Mormons and wanted to know what made me think they were. I ticked off the reasons to her: Duh, all wearing garments, and you could see that the women all had small sleeves on their outfits, you could see the garments from the backs of their dresses and you could see the marks really clear beneath the shirt of a giant fat guy with man breasts. They were all in sunday best and the boys were all wearing khakis with white shirts and clip on ties. But the thing that sealed it was that it was 100 degrees outside and the women were all wearing......NYLONS! No one but no one wears nylons with a dress anymore and it looked so stupid in the heat and always ID's a woman as Mormon. Even TBM wife does not wear nylons in the summer but said she never would have gathered all that just to look at them. I can't believe that Mormons can't ID other Mormons. I doubt that my mordar is super sensitive.