Elder Spock and I are having our thrice weekly back patio bbq/ date.

We needed some kindling, and lo!
A forlorn, cheaply printed,
Paperback BOM,
(that I was using pages from as papiermache for a scupture of chained Mormon women pioneer voodoo dolls)
was sitting on the table.

VOILA! Instant kindling!


Now, while I normally abhor book burning,
( Hitler & Farenheight 451 come to mind),
I thought a little bosom, (or bbq), burning was in order.
Warmed the cockles of my evil little apostate heart.....

Anagrammy, its just not the same bbq
in the coyote ridden desert gulch without you :(
Wish you were here!
Raises glass- Salud!!

Me too-- I loved that sunset we witnessed and the fun time we had. Who knows, I might see you again sooner rather than later, we'll see.....

Anagrammy

Lol! Good riddance!

Theres a big difference between getting some last use out of a book you'll never use again otherwise and government-ordered country-wide destruction of knowledge and history.

Now that sounds interesting!

BTW, if you have one of those reconstituted-leather-bound triple combinations, the onionskin paper is perfect for rolling your own...well, you know...(at least that's what I've been told, uh, by those who do. Because I wpuld never, ever inh- uh, sm- uh, I would never ever do such a thing).

Pick you favorite scriptures, light the end and breathe it in.

If one happens to run out of toilet tissue, the leather-bound pages might suffice... You could use the sections that are the most inane/ridiculous/boring first. Oh, wait... that's all of them.

I think the 'Miracle of Forgiveness' may also suit your needs.

ambivalent exmo - maybe try to look at it as recycling ... good for the environment?

xyz - liar - lol! All i can say is the green stuff is great for chemo.

Mmmm, brownies. LOL!

there's more than one way to get a burning in the bosom!

did your steaks taste like bullsh*t?

As one who has often kept warm by the fires of dung, I can attest that bullshit burns very clean and is virtually odorless.

I don't think I could ever actually burn a religious text despite my prejudices and angry opinions towards Mormons and Mormonism.

Just my opinion.