Posted by:
forbiddencokedrinker
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Date: August 23, 2012 11:41PM
That peanuts are a divine food, and that peanut butter is the one true sandwich filler. Those of you who profess to have peanut allergies are just weak of faith, who were probably offended by some peanut enthusiast. If you would only repent, and try the holy nut, you would see that it is a pure nut, full of good intent, and that you would be filled with it's everlasting goodness.
In the name of Raptor Jesus, Amen.