http://stakepresident.blogspot.com/

See, that is clearly him, standing behind the triceratops.

Might be my favorite one yet.

President Paternoster's latest blog is very helpful. This same question has puzzled me for years. Thankfully we have inspired men leading us in these latter days.

Duh, everybody knows that Jesus used freecycle when creating the earth and the dinosaur bones are just remnants of a previous use for the materials.

OMG I died. I thought it was real at first. Amazing.

What would we ever do without President Paternoster to make sense out of nonsense? Or is it the reverse? I don't know. But if God can't make any sense through His Holy Prophets, someone has to try.

However,if you are still deeply troubled about Dinosaurs, take a tip from Saints Parker and Stone:

"Turn it off, like a light switch. Just go 'click'. It's a cool little Mormon trick!"

The comment by Mahonri Kimball is better than the post itself! That's pretty much the explanation I was given.

The sad thing is, that I used to believe something very similar to Mahonri Kimball's theory.

@Justrob, did you write that comment?

Rob figured out that the planet near Kolob that fell was named Eden. Mahonri Kimball seems not to have received that revelation yet.

I'm sorry, but can't you tell the difference between God-dinosaurs? That's clearly Elohimasaurus Rex, RJ's father.

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That passage is mind boggler.