Had to go get a book for my son's birthday (I know, I know) and my never mo honey came along. He's never been inside that store.

As he was wandering around while I got the book, he came back and said "why is that guy from 2 1/2 men in all these pictures?" "Huh?" Yeah, before he cut his hair. Ok, he meant Ashton Kucher.

Well, he was right....I started laughing out loud!!!

What do you think?

http://www.ldsart.com/p-39680-lead-me-guide-me-walk-beside-me.aspx

lead me
guide me
come inside me...

Ashton Kutcher was the random celebrity guest star in the dream I had when I took a nap this afternoon.

I love going in those stores because theres always something dumb to laugh at!!
My favorite the painting of Jesus passing the sacrament.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gjRgXqouV4I/TNBBpxvn94I/AAAAAAAAAUs/UtHC0NrT55c/s1600/doc-christensen-sacrament-meeting.jpg

Uh-oh, I see something scandalous in that picture. A little girl in a SLEEVELESS dress!

That's the first thing I noticed, too. Why didn't Jesus stop the service to point out the immodest, sleeveless, dress that child had on? We will probably see this picture in the future with little capped sleeves on the dress...

or a tshirt underneath

GASP! What a whore! doesnt she know all the attention she is getting from older men with those smooth sexy shoulders!? Shame on her!

And two guys with blue shirts!

Ew

... is that one all about? OMG, just f'ing stupid. So what, the guy in the blue shirt with no tie and facial hair is all put out because jeezus h. christ didn't give him his little water cup or something?

Correct. He didn't get his little water cup BECAUSE he wore jeans, a blue shirt, and no tie. Shame on him.

The mother's top looks a bit too low cut. I was thinking, Jesus must have turned the water into wine and drank it all.

I get the feeling that the woman and the little kid who's apparently looking at JC are the only ones in the chapel who are supposed to be actually "seeing" Jeebus at that moment. Every other person seems oblivious, even hubby, who's focused on taking the plate without dropping it and probably used to not looking at anyone in the eye.

And we have the winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Dad is focused on rules and proper procedure, so no holy ghost for you, sir!

Old dude is napping, OR has a contentious spirit toward dad, who is holding up the bread from making its way down to him and dammit! This is gonna be a long day and he's starving already!

Mom sees, because just like all women, she can find ANYTHING anyone else walks right by, including that one missing lego while barefoot and the dog turd on the floor that hubby just stepped in rubbing it everywhere--- after telling her "The living room is ready for company honey; I know, because I cleaned it myself!"

And of course, children have always been very good at make believe...

Ah, infinite depths in this picture... The lessons I could have given with just this picture as the source of inspiration..


Shame I didn't stick around long enough...

This renegade hippie provacateur has fresh wounds and is bleeding all over the bread crumbs. And why isn't he dressed like a proper deacon? They can't even show his hair style, because it would offend goodly saints. Two thousand years old and still in the Aaronic priesthood? Somebody got busted.

Ahahahahahahahaha!
Oh, and the the mom looks freaked out: " who the hell"?
Hilarious.

So as Jesus passes the sacrament, he's telling the Mormon faithful, "Eat me."

Gemini, the Jesus on the book cover looks just like Brother Kutcher.

Bahahaha!!! Oh geez. Seriously, why is LDS "art" such utter garbage?

He would never be allowed serve the sacrament in those clothes.

I didn't know Sean Connery was a mormon.

fist thing I noticed was how bored santa claus looked.

My favorite part is the annoyed teenager in the back, directly to the left of the mom's face.

I can see that being Ashton holding the tray and saying to the gasping woman, "you got punk'd"!

I call bullshit on that picture. Way too many people are awake

Mom has her Sunday jean skirt on though!

Besides Jesus wouldn't be allowed to pass the sacrament dressed like that. Where is the white shirt?

That painting hung in the relief society room and I would stare at it and think about how hot Jesus is in it. He does look just Ashton.

I think the Mom is giving him the look like she wants to be his next polygamous wife. Maybe his robe is open and she's checking his tan lines.

Really Gemini .... most of us have made covenants to avoid laughter and here you go showing us pictures of Messiah-ben-Ashton that cause our morning coffee to burst out of our mouths ;)

http://www.ldsart.com/popup.aspx?src=images/Product/large/LL90LEAD.jpg
http://www.celebritiesfans.com/pictures/ashton_kutcher.jpg



Over time though will we see Messiah-ben-Ashton look a bit more like Messiah-ben-Joe ??

http://mormonhistoryguy.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/joseph-smith-photograph.jpg

http://scripturalteachings.wordpress.com/2011/06/19/messiah-ben-joseph-joseph-smith

I posted about one a few years ago that even my TBM daughter was freaked out about that we saw in Deseret Book.

This was a great example.