Posted by:
RPackham
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Date: October 11, 2012 04:29PM
Tell MIL that you are burning candles to curse her. You have made a voodoo doll of her, and every time missionaries come or you get a letter you put another pin in it. So she can stop her aches and pains by calling off her Mormon dogs.
Stop being nice to people who come uninvited. Be rude, be vulgar: "F*** OFF! GET YOUR STUPID ASS OFF MY PROPERTY AND DON'T COME BACK!"
See, for example this short video:
http://youtu.be/K0p4_GGDbS0Get the names and addresses of people who sent letters, and submit them to the JWs and tell the JWs that these people are desperate to leave the Mormons and become JW, but they are afraid, so don't give up on them. Keep coming back. Then send the Scientologists.