I hope this hasn't already been posted - it just came up on Facebook:

Q: How many LDS apologists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: At least six.

One to change the light bulb; one to deny that there was any change made; one to say that we shouldn't focus on the change – only the need for light; one to say we don't teach that the light bulb needed changing in the first place; one to say that the changer was acting for himself and not as an official changer; and one to say "who cares who changed the bulb, don't you feel the burning of the light?"

and one to bring refreshments!!

ROTFLMAO

:-)

Sorry! We can't screw! We're Mormons!

Good one!

Add one to sell the light bulb to the changers at an excessive price.

Bob T Wrote:
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> Add one to sell the light bulb to the changers at
> an excessive price.

Aw, no! They'd MLM it and have a massive downline by next week! But nobody would ever actually sell one!

If you're changing light bulbs, be sure to replenish the ones in your year's supply that you use (and that's a good time to double check the gasoline or kerosene you keep available for your backup generators or space heaters). Plus you should always make sure your firearms are handy to defend your stored treasures against the angry mobs that are sure to try to resort to looting and pillaging when the governments finally collapse, as we know they will prior to Jesus' triumphant return to claim His own sheep.

In those last days, those treasures will be more valuable than gold...

SL Cabbie Wrote:
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> If you're changing light bulbs, be sure to
> replenish the ones in your year's supply that you
> use (and that's a good time to double check the
> gasoline or kerosene you keep available for your
> backup generators or space heaters).

Wings wrote:


Cabbie, Cabbie, Cabbie....no need for space heaters and generators. You need 3 years firewood for the wood stove ;)

Plus you
> should always make sure your firearms are handy


wings wrote:

I always have my firearm handy....end of times be damned. I am always prepared;)


to
> defend your stored treasures against the angry
> mobs that are sure to try to resort to looting and
> pillaging when the governments finally collapse,

wings wrote:
Gawd, if I had a dollar for everytime I heard that BS when living as a Utah mormonista.


> as we know they will prior to Jesus' triumphant
> return to claim His own sheep.


wings wrote:
Ya mean that rapture thingie? That one is priceless.


> In those last days, those treasures will be more
> valuable than gold.

wings wrote:
GOLD??!!! But, but...hey... these types are very into owning gold due to the only sponsorship that will actually sponsor the news channel they listen to:)