on Kolob!"

Well TECHNICALLY Kolob is a star that the planet which God (AKA
Elohim) lives on revolves around. But "My other car is on a
planet orbiting Kolob" is a bit wordy for a bumper sticker.

If you live in Utah or Idaho with that bumper sticker, prepare to get egged for the lord.

A tapir pulled chariot

a prairie schooner

is in the shop because I paid tithing."

I always liked "Don't laugh, it's paid for."

A Pullman

...a handcart."

...purchased with non-tithing funds."

+1. Lol.

tight like unto a dish."

another +1!

If the other car has just been totaled:

"My other car is dashed in pieces."

My favorite all-time bumper sticker posed the following question:

"What if the Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about"?

...powered by The Holy Ghost"

...getting rid of the evidence for God"

...following The Prophet."

...made by a little factory."

"...not necessarily useful."

"...purchased with money saved by not tithing."

...is being driven by a 10-foot Quaker, on the moon

...has hied to Kolob

...is being driven by my sister wife

...was tithed to Tommy

...runs on wheat and water

...is Jello Green

My wives drive my other car.

My other car holds 5 wives and 13 kids

My other car's tyres are round like the moon.

I had to put my shoulder to the wheel one too many times,
Now that car's in the junk yard.


I obey the prophet...123 I go shopping!

""My other car is having more fun than this one, parked in and LDS Chapel parking lot every sunday""

JB

A P.O.S. also.

Who is Fanny Alger?


MormonThink.com

My friend's husband is an avid fisherman. As he was leaving for a fishing trip she put a bumper sticker on his truck which read "Fish laugh when they hear my name".

Kolob isn't specified in scripture as to its status as either a planet OR a star (is it?).

...a wooden submarine.

Kolob or bust

I like the idea of a bumper sticker that just says "Google KOLOB. I dare ya!"
Or a license plate that says Hi2KOLOB



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Here is another bumper sticker
The HUBBLE didn't find KOLOB!
While on this crazy topic, have any of you noticed that every other business in St. George and that region is named Kolob......i.e. Kolob Plumbing and Heating, Kolob Contractors, etc. GAG!!



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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/19/2012 05:52AM by Soft Machine.