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Posted by: Jesus Smith ( )
Date: November 24, 2012 10:45AM
Your new Trinity?

I suggest the new trinity:
The Father, Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The Son, Eternal Milk Jug
The Spirit, Distilled Grain-Alcohol Vapors

Three foods in one meal, solid, liquid and gas. Ramen.

(The Eternal Milk Jug, to whom we pray.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk6ILZAaAMI )

Such that when you bless your Thanksgiving meal, you may offer a prayer as such:

"Dear Food, We pray that you will be delicious to the taste and very desirable. May you bring health to our navels, marrow to our bones, and power in the feast-food to us and to our pasta-rarity. May the spirits be in us. In the name of The Eternal Milk Jug who bestows random coincidences. Ramen."

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Posted by: xyz ( )
Date: November 24, 2012 10:46AM
Re: Your new Trinity?

Chocolate
Coffee
Wine

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: November 24, 2012 11:04AM
Re: Your new Trinity?

Zin, Pinot, and Chardonnay! "Bless me, Pinot, for I have Zinned." "Take two Chardonnays and call me in the morning."



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/24/2012 11:15AM by wine country girl.

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Posted by: jesuswantsme4asucker ( )
Date: November 24, 2012 11:25AM
Re: Your new Trinity?

The new trinity according to the show "its always sunny in Philadelphia" is

Beef
Beer
Jesus

Now thats a trinity I can party with!

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: November 24, 2012 07:01PM
Re: Your new Trinity?

Social Security is the father/provider
Pension is the son and co-provider
The spirit is the faith that the above two will continue to exist

In the name of decent price, amen.

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